2014最新版-狐假虎威英文小话剧(12-04改版)

狐假虎威（Borrow power to do evil）

2014-12-04改版产品

旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story .Borrowing power to do evil.狐假虎威. You know the fox have cheated the tiger 4 times. But the tiger doesn’t give up. He still want to win fox and then eat him to revenge for his dupery(欺骗). Now, the tiger calm down and is waiting for a chance to fix the fox.

(一)

琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》

狐狸:（得意地）I have cheated the tiger 4 times, he is too stupid. I am clever than him. 老虎：Who is clever? You have cheated me 1,2,3,4 times. I won’t forgive you! It’s time to digest.(老虎摸摸肚子)

狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, God bless me .I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, oh, your girlfriend Linda. She’s coming.

老虎：You still want to cheat me by this bad idea. I won’t be tricked this time.

狐狸：(推脱中)But, there is someone behind you.

老虎：（自以为是地）I don’t care who is behind me. Let me fix you. You silly boy.

Crirs: (大怒地)You don’t care who? How dare you. Who do you want to fix. Me? Let me bring you home and fix you.

老虎： (大叫)help,help.

狐狸：（假惺惺地）I have told you. But you don’t believe me, you deserved it.

(二)

旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.

狐狸：（坚强地）I have ran 3 km, and I don’t feel any tired. As I train harder, I will be stronger and faster than the tiger. So he couldn’t catch me.

老虎：(调戏地) What the hell are you doing here?

狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit! Are you blind? I’m running for training.

老虎：（不耐烦地）After I twist off you neck. You will be blind. No matter how hard you train. You can’t get away from my hand.

狐狸：The truth is I have got away from your hand 5 times.

老虎：(生气地) You want me to tear you right now, don’t you?

狐狸：（害怕地）No offence. I made a mistake. If you are not convinced, we can have a race here.

老虎：（无奈地）Fine. To let you know what the feeling of failure, I satisfy you.

旁白: Are you ready? Go.

狐狸：(骑着火箭走了，剩下老虎一人)（？火箭发射音？）

老虎：（疑惑地）what? where is the fox? What’s that gas flame? What’s that smell? What’s that things? The rocket launcher. Made in china. Oh, Jesus.

(三)

旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.

狐狸：(不解地)Who?

老虎：ha,ha,ha,ha The hunter. 狐狸：Don’t shoot me. I’m just a kind and lovely fox. Please let me go, please. 老虎：（得意地）ha,ha,ha,ha ,You coward. Actually, I’m the tiger. You have been cheated by me for once. Ha,ha,ha,ha. 狐狸： OK, You win this time. But you scared me to death. Uh, Is it the real gun? Can you give me have a look?（好奇地） 老虎：去去去, little boy. It’s not your toy gun. Don’t beg me. 狐狸：(打坏主意地)I don’t want to beg you. I just rob you. 老虎：(不甘示弱地~~~) How dare you. Who gives you the courage to rob me? You are not my opponent. Save your strength. 旁白：（枪声） 狐狸： oh, I was shot by you. Despicable you. 老虎：I haven’t shot you. 旁白：（又一枪声） 狐狸：（声嘶力竭地）oh, another bullet. I won’t forgive you even I have been a ghost. 老虎：（委屈地）It’s not me. The gun is fake. What’s matter with you?

狐狸：（惊醒过来）oh, You scared me another time the day. But where is the gunshot from? 老虎：（望远处）LOOK. It’s the real hunter. He is hunting.

狐狸： （想逃走）oh, I’m scared. I’m afraid of being shot. I’m still young and have so many things to do. I have to earn money to raise my kids and feed back my parents. So, I can’t die.

老虎：（安慰地，正义感地）You won’t die. Let’s arrange other animals for driving away the hunter. So that we can live better and safely.

狐狸：OK.~~~(不情愿地)

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