海底总动员

BOB

Well, look who's out of the anemone.

MARLIN ：Yes. Shocking, I know.

BOB

Marty, right?

MARLIN ：MARLIN ：.

BOB

Bob.

TED

Ted.

BILL

Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.

BOB/TED

Yeah, yeah.Come on, give us a funny one.

MARLIN ：Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish.

BILL

Aw, come on, clownie.

TED

Yeah, do something funny.

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BOB

Yeah!

MARLIN ：All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they--I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I—

BOB

Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johansenn's yard, now!

KIDS

Whoa!

MR. JOHANSSEN

All right, you kids! Ooh! Uuh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where, where'd you go?

NEMO ：Dad, dad...can I go play too? Can I?

MARLIN ：I would feel better if you go play over on the sponge beds.

MARLIN ：That's where I would play

PEARL

What's wrong with his fin?

TAD

He looks funny!

SHELDON

Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do?

BOB

Be nice. It's his first time at school.

MARLIN ：He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin.

NEMO ：Dad.

PEARL

See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell.Especially when I twirl them like this.

SHELDON

I'm H2O-intolerant. [sneezes]

TAD

I'm obnoxious.

MR. RAY

[singing] Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the

open sea.

KIDS

Mr. Ray!

SHELDON

Come on, Nemo.

MARLIN ：Whoa, you better stay with me.

MR. RAY

[singing]..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic. All the rest are too deep for you and

me to see.

MR. RAY

Huh, I wonder where my class has gone?

KIDS

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We're under here!

MR. RAY

Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. [singing] Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so

lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical.

NEMO ：Dad, you can go now.

MR. RAY

Well, hello. Who is this?

NEMO ：I'm Nemo.

MR. RAY

Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.

NEMO ：Okay.

MR. RAY

You live in what kind of home?

NEMO ：An anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone-- MR. RAY

Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers!

MARLIN ：Just so you know, he's got a little fin. I find if he's having trouble swimming, let him

take a break. Ten, fifteen minutes.

NEMO ：Dad, it's time for you to go now.

MR. RAY

Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. Okay, class, optical orbits up front.

And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves...that means you, Jimmy.

JIMMY

Aw, man!

MR. RAY

[singing]

MARLIN ：Bye, Nemo!

NEMO ：Bye, dad!

MARLIN ：Bye, son! Be safe.

BOB

Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first timer.

MARLIN ：Well, you can't hold onto them forever, can you?

BILL

Yeah, I had a tough time when my oldest went out at the drop off.

MARLIN ：They just gotta grow up--the drop off?! They're going to the drop off?!Wh-what are you,

insane?! Why don't we fry 'em up now and serve them with chips!?

BOB

Hey, Marty. Calm down.

MARLIN ：Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy!

BOB

'Pony boy'?

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BILL

You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.

TED

Pity.